THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS
by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock
by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021
Get the Jakemug. A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.
by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022
Get the Jake Makarskimug. A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
Get the Dirty Jakemug. by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 
A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
by SJP1992 January 24, 2018
Get the Jake Breakmug.