beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

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Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug.

Beats

Instrumental music.
Mostly used to describe rap music instrumentals.

I make ‘beats’ and I’m looking for some rappers to work with.
That ‘beat’ is dope!

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018

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Get the Beatsmug.

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious

Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep

by Siddon September 16, 2020

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Get the Beat with Cuddlesmug.

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

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Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.

I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month

by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024

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Beat A Opp Remy

A gentleman that inflicts immense amount of pain on oppositions for being disloyal or just some hating ass, goofy ass in visuals. A “ pussy nigga beater “

Call “ Beat a Opp Remy ” that mf Quincy talking shit again

by Remy Ro November 22, 2021

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