shit street

a variation of shit creek.

"Well Cletus, seems were up shit creek without a paddle... "
"Yessir, and i reckon we're up shit street without a shovel..."

by Cerztyn September 24, 2016

vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

shit lid

A bad haircut, usually male.

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb

by Gonzakh March 1, 2012

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011