Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024

Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.

Damn Hayden you a potato expert.

by LuxInATux July 21, 2022

potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances

can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable

by yande October 02, 2023

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Potato Chipping

Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.

Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.

by Kmbrigade March 12, 2023