2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

Souvenir Beer

A beer that is tactically acquired from an event that is typically consumed later on that day or evening

At the party, I picked up a souvenir beer for later.

by Wettoaster69 April 2, 2025

English Beer

A slang term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer!

by anonymous March 16, 2024

service beer

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..

Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"

by Sickgnar November 15, 2020

upside-down beer bong

Hitting the nitrous tank.

I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.

by OGcandypants May 22, 2011

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021