Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g December 11, 2011

kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

by thatswhack August 27, 2017

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

Beers to clear

When you are still drunk the morning after and you don’t wanna start drinking again.....yet.

‘Hey broski, you gunna get that $8 IPA’ ‘Nope, I got beers to clear’

by Jaker704 May 26, 2018

Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.

Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.

by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020