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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Potato Syndrome

A psychological symptom that is most common among Gamers, particularly those who have recently owned a high-end gaming device after an extensive period of time using low-end ones, which are commonly referred to as Potato PCs or laptops. Although their new devices can run high graphics, gamers with Potato Syndrome would experience anxiety and worry that high settings might over-stress their devices and would turn the graphics down.
-Man I just bought a 4090 but I just worry I would destroy it with all those settings.
-Oh you have severe potato syndrome from your mom's laptop, just turn those graphics on don't worry.
by Davy2236 July 31, 2023
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potato

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass
by wawakook August 6, 2023
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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
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Meat and potatoes

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.
"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."
by Neon_nostalgia August 21, 2023
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