arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022

Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021