he milk

1. When a man lactates from his penis. It’s cum.

2. When a man ejaculates from his nipples.

Must be the he milk.

by Hemilkman November 30, 2017

reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).

Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!

by QuacksO June 29, 2023

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.

David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?

by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025

The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.

"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"

by advar February 2, 2022

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

by cheeze doodle February 6, 2023