Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 29, 2021

Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

by Are u suicidal May 12, 2019

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

dad

the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

by idonthaveadead180 December 20, 2019

dad

The guy who left for milk

Dad please come home

by Dad_where_are_you September 01, 2020