by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

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The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.
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