Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

stay beef

From the italian "Stai manzo". Mainly used to tell to someone to keep calm, even if he shouldn't.
WARNING: Do NOT use this near a vegan! Injueries may occur!

Oh c'mon man, stay beef!

by Maxys November 20, 2017

Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)

Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.

by Slatorch July 4, 2025

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger is the MCDonalds legendary japanese beef burger. You say it when you want to piss off a friend or vibe with your homies.

"Is that a teriyaki beef burker" person 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 2

by juciest teriyaki beef burger October 2, 2021