the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
Get the apple/bananamug. by anonymous May 13, 2022
Get the applemug. Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple
why there apple
by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018
Get the Applemug. by appleasuce October 29, 2021
Get the apple saucemug. by #wdw2 June 13, 2018
Get the Apple juicemug. ”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
by 🏈 November 20, 2018
Get the Applemug. "Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012
Get the Rabid Applemug.