Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023

Beat Street

Street located in downtown PoundTown where where your girl gets fucked.

I dropped your girl off on Beat Street to pickup some baboon meat.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

Stank Beat

Wicked rhythm track-righteous drum
parts.

"Yo you ever listen real close to P-Funk's "Give up the funk"?
"Hell yeah. That shit's the Stank Beat!"

by scrappington2 October 04, 2014

Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 03, 2021

Beat a boy

mia we are watching you your hair looks like sand paper

mia we see you we are in your walls, beat a boy 😈

by mia we are in your walls February 10, 2022

Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.

Damn, she got with that guy from haverford, she must have beat marple girl syndrome.

by Beat girls January 01, 2022

Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.

Yo, that girl definitely has beat marple girl syndrome

by Beat girls December 31, 2021