An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
by Bartolona August 13, 2018
When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.
"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."
"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
by krandall August 09, 2013
Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.
Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
Slang: Flip out, Snap, Go Postal. To quit your job in a blaze of profanity, and destruction of private property. Preferably while steeling beer. Reserved for flight-attendants and effemenent men.
Flight attendant Steven Slater sure did "Blow a Chute" today when he swore at a passenger over the P.A., grabbed two beers, then exited the plane using the emergency slide.
by Damlow August 14, 2010
When you wrap ground pencil lead in paper and then you make 2 ends like a flute and blow out a smoke cloud with your mouth. Must say Taste the Rainbow! before blowing even if it is not rainbow colored.
I wrapped ground pencil lead in paper and assumed position to commit Leadiculic Particle Blowing on my bully’s face, shouted “Taste the Rainbow!”
by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022
When you blow in a girls ass hole after you have anal and it sounds like your blowing across the opening of a bottle.
by TR127 November 10, 2022
Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.
by Jeeja December 16, 2022