Porn

Porn is how you get horny it well just sex

but on the web that's all

I am going to watch porn to get horny or be better at having sex

by Porn girl October 4, 2020

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

Porn

Who doesn't watch it. Lana Rhoades Tits and her round ass is something my Penis would be satisfied with .I have a huge addiction call help please.

I watch porn so I can jerk off without dad doing it for me... wait no I don't mean it like that!

by Hoe u doin lol October 15, 2020

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011