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Bennett special

When you almost (by almost I mean you put ur hand on a girls thigh) finger a girl
by Lehsndl January 22, 2024
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Haji special

When a lady fits the requirements of what Haji is looking for; Extreme plus size, scarfie, bengali (prefferably darker skin).
That girl is a haji special; fat, scarfie and bungy
by hajis February 19, 2018
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The Sandy Special

Usually a Blonde lady on her knee’s who specializes in giving her special skill to her boss.
Now known as the Sandy Special.
Hey Cliffastro is coming to town!
Zak oh man you should give him the Sandy Special! He might give you a promotion.
by Sgilfoo September 12, 2019
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Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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The Konike Special

Abandoning your post to suck another man's penis. Giving "head" in the head.
The Konike Special: Simmons asked Davison to meet him in the head for an old Konike Special.
by elmo1425 November 10, 2016
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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