straighthead

a girl who plays softball
with blonde hair
and has reading problems

an example of a straighthead welp that would be mary!

by Sarabobearax3 December 30, 2008

straight edge

As far as I know Minor Threat originated Straight Edge in the 1980s. Originally, the life style consisted of refusing to use drugs/alcohol. Now, a lot of straight edge kids like to avoid casual sex; however, minor threat never portrayed that idea in their song "straight edge." The band has said that they named this life style "straight edge" because it shows someone who has "got their shit straight" which gives them an "edge over others." They started leading this life style in high school when they would see the teens around them ruining their lives with drug use and alcohol. So, they did the opposite of what they saw people doing, which was a large part of the punk scene.

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge

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"Straight Edge"
as performed by: Minor Threat

by Steve Hanaway October 30, 2007

Straight tik tok

The death of all things fun. Where stupid POV's, weird dances and dudes rubbing their chins and staring into the camera for 40 minutes straight. Hahahhahaha get it because it's straight tik tok?! Yeah okay..

Lucy said, "Oh, did you hear about Marie? She started a trend where you rub soap on tortilla chips and then eat it" Sopie responded with "tHat'S sTrAiGhT tIk ToK fOr YoU!"

by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

Super Straight

A male or female only attracted to the opposite gender born that gender.

Trans Boy: Hey would you like to go on a date with me?
Girl: Sorry I’m super straight. I only date men born as men. It’s a preference.
Trans boy: Ok transphobe.

by Demonxhchaser March 5, 2021

Super straight

Cisgender heterosexual man with a micropenis

“Hey, did you know Jake came out as Super Straight!”

“No way! He’s so brave”

by Bexishere March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.

Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!

Guy 2: what does that mean?

Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.

Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?

Guy 1: yeah man!

by Rob 😎 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A movement originally started by users on Tik-Tok, whose sole purpose is to cause discord and strengthen hatred and discrimination towards people of other sexualities. The movement also seeks to incite transphobic views.
A person identifying themselves as super straight wants to have relationships exclusively with members of the opposite sex; that is people who were born as memebers of the opposite sex, not transgender individuals.

- Hey did you hear? Mark says he identifies himself as super straight now.
- I know! He was always making fun of me for going through gender reassignment surgery, so it was kind of expected.

by _SexyTomato_ March 23, 2021