Riding Cuckgun

When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner

If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life

by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024

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Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy

Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!

by Urban Ghost August 21, 2019

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Magic Carpet Ride

The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet

Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride

by jjrymz July 24, 2017

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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023

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Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 02, 2022

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