Liam Payne

do not put your hands on his body and swing that round for him, because Liam Payne is a scary scary man who hates hands
also the irrelevant one in one direction

liam payne: if you don't remove those hands there's a high likelyhood that you'll never use them again

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

dumb player

used in doja cat's song vegas as i quote "you aint nothin' but a dumb player i get it"

i cant give an example of shit i already did

dumb player

by superglizzygobbler10000 September 8, 2022

Horizon player

Someone who smells like corn chips and Mountain Dew and tries way to hard

“Man that guy is a real horizon player he needs to take a break”

by Horizon player 101 September 13, 2022

Shatterline player

FPS game With a gay player base

What, are you a shatterline player?

by flamey2342 October 3, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

rachel payne

the girl i just cant get over, rachel payne ruined my life. she drug me in and i just cant escape. god i have sex with everyone to get over her and all i've gotten is chlamydia. when i was in the hospital she visited me every night she has to love me right? shes really mad at me rn and im sad

*life
me: i miss rachel payne

by bprater12 November 23, 2022

trumpet player

Marek, Nathan, and Jordan

marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players

by barlowe14 December 6, 2022