Skip to main content

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
mugGet the Cat blockmug.

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
mugGet the Jock Blockmug.

Block Blast

Game that basically everyone I hang out with plays while getting absolutely mogged by their high score.
Person 1: Yo hop on Block Blast.
Person 2: But your high score is so much higher than mine!
Person 1: IDFC!
by literallynothim December 8, 2024
mugGet the Block Blastmug.

Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
mugGet the Santa blockmug.
Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively
Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
mugGet the Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressivelymug.

Bake Block

To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".
You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.
by Aimeetheryet August 10, 2010
mugGet the Bake Blockmug.

block

a glock that you fround on your street so just pick that new block up
aye boy i just got this new block
by thaboiglo October 1, 2020
mugGet the blockmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email