floor nigger

Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell

person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!

by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

nigger trumpet

nigger playing the trumpet.

i played his ass hole like a nigger trumpet.

by nigger trumpet April 15, 2020

nigger kooch

when tha coochie so phat u thot it was the ebony pornhub section.

nigga uno: I fucked that white girl Bethany last night and her pussy was juicy af.

nigga dos: oh she got that nigger kooch huh?

by Vicbucks November 12, 2019

nigger chicken

a nigger chicken is a black crow

for example

hey tommy is that a nigger chicken

yes tony I think that is a nigger chicken

wanna call the cops

yeah

by nightmares2001 April 22, 2023

Nigger Magnet

A vehicle usually a black Cadillac, filled with fried chicken, grape kool-aid, and watermelon that attracts niggers.

"Damn i think Jerome got caught up chance that Nigger Magnet, I told him it was a trap."

by figimermaid June 12, 2018

Phony Nigger

When a guy tells you he wants to marry you, buys you the ring you've always wanted, asks your fathers permission to marry you, but before he proposes to you he decides he'd rather have bachelor status.

I can't believe that guy bought a ring and then bailed on his chic after 2 years to hang out with guys!...what a Phony Nigger!

by Blownknee September 18, 2012

Nigger Daddy

1. A sugar daddy who is black.
2. A white sugar daddy with a nigger sized cock.
3. A sugar daddy that doesn’t spoil his girl with money or gifts, but exclusively with the satisfaction of their giant nigger sized cock.

Hey Madison! You coming to cheerleading practice?

Sorry, I can’t, I need to go get fucked by my nigger daddy.

Why do you call him that? I thought he was white.

He is, but his cock is fucking huge, there’s no better way to describe him.

by Db.on.db October 20, 2022