Matthewed

When a person running with the football gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Did you see the running back get matthewed on that kick return last night

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthewd

When someone is running with a football and gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Ouch he got matthewd on that run

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

by Fallstar January 16, 2026

Badass Matthew

A Strong Badass Who will beat anyone and Fuck bitches left and right

Woman:Who is the Muscular Badass
Woman 2:That's Badass Matthew

by Mother FuckingAssCheeks June 13, 2017

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

Declarative Mathematics

Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.

Not actually a real form of mathematics.

Infinity! The multiplication is implied because I used declarative mathematics.

by Shofarsong October 15, 2017

mark matheson

One who does not shred the gnar

Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today

by IronD April 20, 2018