by Niche_Central_Florida March 7, 2025

by LunarCell June 2, 2017

by sprinklesz123 October 28, 2021

by That Dude 69 November 7, 2019

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025

Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024

Chewing gum with such a fiery intensity, a potent rush of freshness surges through the nasal passage preparing one for a, hopefully, not so brief intimant encounter.
Why did I eat all of these delicious onions before going to the bar?? Oh wait, I'll just chew this make out gum to mask the smell.
by Quincy Jefferson October 30, 2012
