April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019

April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

April 18th

National Bonnie Day

“It’s April 18th today,”
“No way it’s National Bonnie Day!”
“We should give money to anyone named Bonnie,”

by chairseat25 April 18, 2022

April 25

National foreskin rat day

Dude: Bro it's April 25!!
Bro: Dude you know what that means!
*Grabs rat with aroused intent*

by Foreskin Rat April 24, 2021

April 6th

On April 6th, every girl starting with the letter H and ending with the letter a has to send their boyfriend's a lot of spicy pictures

L: Hey H.., it's April 6th, where are my spicy pictures
H: Ok, but only because it's April 6th ʕ っ • ᴥ • ʔ っ

by Backfish666 April 6, 2024

April 11

When you.

person that doesnn't do it like nike slogan just do it but he doesn' do it, april 11.

by The apple bottom jeansman April 11, 2022