12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 11

International show your boobs day.

Girl: Hey, look at this!

Boy: Oh wow ! Its already April 11

by Chris x Boulder April 10, 2024

April 11th

National send Regan soapy boobies day.

Oh my god I should totally send my soapy boobs to Regan because it's April 11th!

by notRegan April 11, 2022

April 15th

National Date your 5th @ for a day. Why not

Today’s April 15th😳 @Pussytalentend is my 5th @🙄 welp.

by April 15th April 14, 2021

April 16th Fabian day

It’s April 16th if you know a Fabian you must praise him and get anything he wants

It’s April 16th Fabian day looks like we gotta do anything Fabian wants !

by Shawty.vibin April 16, 2024

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

April

April is literally the most friendly person ever. she will always make sure you feel included and welcomed. She has a very cute aesthetic. She is literally so smart it's crazy. Can make and take the bit. She will always make sure to get a good pic of her friends.

"man April is so sweet"

by garfieldfan222 April 3, 2024