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hairy mound 

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)
"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"
hairy mound by Cleveland Mound March 20, 2008
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hairy snatch 

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair
Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.
hairy snatch by da ma October 3, 2003

Hairy Weaver 

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.
I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.
HAR-AR-YA? :intj: a greeting; colloquialism of well to do people in Northern Ireland's 'County Down' area; expression of joy to see someone. Basically its "How are you" but the enthusiasm of the speaker garbles the words. Can be extended to "FER-GOODNESSAKE-HAR-AR-YA" to show special delight in meeting someone.

*Paddy and Robert catch each others' eye as they pass in the boat club*

Robert: OCK, FER-GOODNESSAKE PADDY, HARARYA?

Paddy: Nevermind me Robert, what about you?
hararya by Matt McIvor May 24, 2006

hairy pants 

When a guy OR girl is wearing shorts and has such hairy legs that it looks like they are wearing fur pants.
Veronica: 'I think i need to get my boyfriend to shave his legs or something, his leg hair is sooo dark it looks like he is wearing hairy pants."

Dina: "oh god, tmi"
hairy pants by Frizzy beard April 12, 2010

hairy norman

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.
This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.
hairy norman by Johnny Dickshot November 8, 2006

hairy chick 

1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.

2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!

2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
hairy chick by vastheman January 28, 2010