Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.

True Happiness.

by TheTableLeg July 19, 2022

happy endvel

qcvel, kyanqin verj tal

vay, pizdec, happy endvel em uzum, lurj em asum...

by ughanyway November 22, 2022

Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

by kinging_sa May 8, 2022

happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019

psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash

It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic

by everBSOD February 14, 2019

Happy

When you have a genuine nice feeling. Like joy , contentment, etc etc.

Joe: wow, Ligma seems really happy today
Robert: Yeah, the complete opposite of me.

Joe:

Robert: Wait who’s Ligma?

by *cries in broke* September 29, 2019

Happiness

Something that blinds people from the disgusting truth of society and the race known as "Humanity".

"Happiness? What's that? All I can think about is how unfair life is."

by Ring-a-ding March 8, 2018