elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
Get the Happy Vertical People Transportersmug. This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
by Purr454 April 10, 2024
Get the HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAYmug. 
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Happy (gay)mug. by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021
Get the Happy-Darndy-Swidly-Swanglymug. Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Get the Happy half hourmug. I proved how humans are able to think and when I thought about what I've contributed to the world it made me happy
by Saullywolly March 12, 2020
Get the Happymug.