brennan fitzgerald

A fucking legend who gets all the bitches.

Oh, it's Brennan Fitzgerald...I think I am gonna have an orgasm.

by zoe jeruso March 6, 2017

tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

Jamo Fitzgerald

A mentally retarded kid who likes to be annoying all the time. Is 17 and looks like a tool

HOLY SHIT JERRY ITS A JAMO FITZGERALD!!!! RUUUUUN

by Jamo Fitz May 3, 2018

Bitch fits

A sudden and random seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrong doings. These bitch fits are not controllable most of the time.

I had another one of my bitch fits the other day thinking about him!

Stop! I’m gonna have one in a minute.

by Dahwae May 9, 2018

Melody Fitzpatrick

someone who debates meme

hey melody fitzpatrick did you know that this is a meme

by beanernwein October 23, 2018

Daisy fitty

She is to fit to look at

James on the bus he is your crush

Daisy fitty his well fit

by James on the bus November 22, 2018

kayden fitts

Kayden Fitts is rare man. And no one can replace Kayden Fitts. Kayden Fitts is intelligent but not very smart. Kayden Fitts will most likely have bad grades in his middle through high school years but still passes the grade. Kayden Fitts may have been through a lot as kid/teen. He also may have an anger problem. Suffer depression. Have suicidal thoughts or has tried to commit suicide. Kayden Fitts's type of music is most likely rap and sad depressing music. He has an obsession for addida and supreme. Kayden Fitts also is a great and wonderful friend to have. He may feel lonely but he knows that there are others just like him the world. Whenever Kayden Fitts has a girlfriend he will love and protect and even take a bullet for her, and he treat her right. Kayden Fitts will also probably make others happy and give good advice to other people. And the reason Kayden is so nice is because he doesn't want others to the feel the way he does. Kayden Fitts will probably like to FIGHT or Box. And has been in a couple fights. Kayden Fitts may have cut himself because of some drama. There is so much more about Kayden Fitts I wanna say but thats to much typing.

KAYDEN FITTS is such a great friend... But I wonder why he always mad and hardly ever smiles

by Jemria December 22, 2018