money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Willy Money

A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.

Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!

by hammerka May 08, 2017

Jj money

How to secs mom and dad go hard with hard rock chicken and kid made and his name is kanye goodbye

Yesssssssir jj money

by JOENEONAWSESOME January 25, 2021

trump money

Freely spendable capital or cash with dubious or insincere backing..

I better spend this trump money before they find out it's smoke and mirrors

by aml51z April 20, 2018

Buscando Money

A Spanish phrase that means 'to work hard for money'. Can be used interchangeably with "chasing a bag".

"What're you doing?"
"I'm just Buscando Money, you know? For my family."

by looseleafkilla May 02, 2024

Chicken Money

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.

Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.

by ChknDllr August 29, 2023

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022