Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

Border Crack and Deek About by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

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Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

Wiener crack by Dherky December 29, 2021

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Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

Trivia Crack by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

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Thunder crack

Morbidly obese woman’s asscrack

Damn that bitch got a thunder crack

Thunder crack by MG Squints January 2, 2022

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