Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

stay beef

From the italian "Stai manzo". Mainly used to tell to someone to keep calm, even if he shouldn't.
WARNING: Do NOT use this near a vegan! Injueries may occur!

Oh c'mon man, stay beef!

by Maxys November 20, 2017

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Beef

My dog likes it sometimes but it makes his tummy feel bit and poops everywhere

Yo fam that beef is feckin steezy

by Ben Genderson June 16, 2018

beef masta

A man who is skilled at stroking another mans penis

Chuck? Oh yea he can handle some meat he's a real beef masta

by JimmyHeaters March 31, 2021

Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)

Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.

by Slatorch July 4, 2025