Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

balls

round sacks that surround the penis, holding spurm. Also round hollow bouncy items that are used in alot of sports.

ouch! you punched me in the balls!

or
you get the ball!

by sexsexsexsex243567654 August 7, 2011

Balls Salad

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.

My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.

by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

goof ball

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

phantom balls

When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.

Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.

by tj9991 January 19, 2009

soy balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated by asian women, but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. A more specific version of blue balls.

That asian chick gave him a nasty case of soy balls when she wouldn't finish him off.

by wapanese December 25, 2007

Taco Balls

1) A Chalupa that has been rolled up into a ball allow for easy consumption.

2) A word referring to the courage required to eat at Taco Bell

1) Dave: ".... Why?"
Bob: "Don't criticize my taco ball, I only have 2 minutes left for lunch.

2) Dave: "... are you eating five double cheesey beef burritos?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
Dave: "Damn dude. You have some serious taco balls."

by Scrotus McDominus May 19, 2010