26. april

26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.

"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"

by Jooksen April 24, 2021

April 16th

National beat up Chloe Jan Payne day

April 16th is the day you beat up Chloe Payne

by I hate Chloe Payne April 16, 2025

April 20th

The best day of the year

Are you smoking on April 20th

by kayswan659 October 10, 2019

April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 18th

National Fade Work at Rick’s Day
Being the last party of the year everyone who works at Rick’s fades their shift this day keeping with tradition

Door guy 1: Hey man what time do you go in tomorrow
Smart/Cool Door Guy: I’m not going, don’t you know it’s April 18th

by PartyPlanner69 April 17, 2024

April 11

When you.

person that doesnn't do it like nike slogan just do it but he doesn' do it, april 11.

by The apple bottom jeansman April 11, 2022