dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

dad fuck

It Andrew

My dad fuck my mum

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

by adrie L. November 4, 2018

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn January 4, 2021

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

dad cookie

Another way of saying mail genitalia

She slobbed on my dad cookie!

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018