Cunt Maggot

The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.

A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.

There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!

Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.

by Brown Kau March 5, 2009

dumpter cunt

An unaffectionate term that is often assigned to a female that enjoys trashy sex with multiple men (often at the same time) that results in an internal vaginal ejaculation.

Q: Will you ever get around to banging Ashley?

A: No way. Were just friends. Besides, I'm not attracted to dumpster cunts.

by WyldShot August 15, 2005

Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.

Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.

by Lou-Lou the Angel January 1, 2012

crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

Office Cunt

The one guy in the office that everyone hates.

Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.

Likely to be a sex pest.

Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.

by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010

Butt Cunt

The term given to the large butt like lump near the vagina when overweight (usually Greek) women attempt to hide their stomach buy sticking it into their pants. this gives them the appearance of having two butts, or a 'butt cunt'.

Can also be used as a derogatory term for anything (or anyone) you are even the slightest bit annoyed at.

example 1 - "hey have you noticed dianne lately?"

- "yeah dude, she's developed a monster 'butt cunt'"

- "she just doesnt care anymore"

example 2 - "hey leigh, did you remember to get the doritos?"

- "sorry i left them at home"

- "your a butt cunt leigh"

by skAdZ December 5, 2010

cunt tickler

little beard that mainly indians wear.

ooh gosh i do love your cuntr tickler!

by Sam234w3245234 May 18, 2005