Jerry Time

A time scale used at Tanah Keeta. The time is set 5 minutes ahead of the rest of the world. Once known as TK time, it was frowned upon and given the new name Jerry Time, named after its creater.

Jerry: Where is everyone, isnt it time to start?
Michael: According to TK time, we still have 5 minutes.
Jerry: TK time? Fuck TK time, its Jerry Time!

by Strudelsnap September 3, 2008

time warp

An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."

I was so wasted, I got the time warps, so I had another beer and was fine.

by lunatik May 10, 2002

The Before Time

A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.

Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.

Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!

by triple butt October 23, 2010

Macaroni time

Its time to have sex.

My wife and I had macaroni time in the airplane bathroom.

by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019

chuck-time

noun
(see chuck)
Time spent or planned to be spent 'chucking'.

"It's chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

MILFY TIME

MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.

(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

morbin' time

a sex position where a partner proceeds to suck the blood out of a womans vagina dressed as a vampire

its morbin' time!

by WEABOOHENTAIGIRL June 30, 2022