two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

Two wrongs don't make a right

If someone does something bad to you, getting revenge will just make the situation worst.

Why did you get revenge on me? You know that two wrongs don't make a right, do you?

by kkfra77 August 28, 2016

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 5, 2009

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 8, 2009