small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"

"You have small straight"

by Exterminate_all_thots May 14, 2018

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Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.

Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.

by 420GupIt January 23, 2023

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Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

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straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

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five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.

Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!

by BuellBoy May 3, 2024

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