Intellectual Cock Slap

When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.

John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"

by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012

Lazy pimp slap

Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.

Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"

by Anonymous Bobbert January 19, 2011

Wendi-slap

(verb) To counter-attack suddenly and viciously the intended attacker of your loved one.

(noun) Any such counter-attack.

I just pointed out that Michael was looking a bit tired, and Laura jumped into the conversation and Wendi-slapped me.

by GauchitoGil July 21, 2011

bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.

Listen to that bonus ball slap.

by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Lucy habby slap

Lucy habby slap is where a female removes her breasts from her top and slaps a man/woman with her breasts. This causes great sexual pleasure for the man/woman. This can also cause severe damge to there face, depending on the size of their females' bosom or how hard she hits you.

Struan: Hey Habby wots wrong with your face?

Habby: I just got back from your mum

Struan: So... my mum beat you?

Habby: No she gave me a massive Lucy habby slap

Struan: MMMMM. not my fault ur harder, better, faster, stronger and bigger.

by HabbyLiton26 June 5, 2009

Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend

Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm

by yourmumbed November 2, 2019