Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.

The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.

by sd999 May 14, 2015

son of shit

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.

That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

brad shit

A good looking actor that only appears in bad tv shows and movies.

If Alfie Allen was better looking he would be a proper Brad Shit.

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers

"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"

by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019

world of shit

An unpleasant situation for all parts which no-one can possibly benefit from.

Joker: "Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit."
Pyle: "I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!"

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

Shit's & Giggles

When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it

Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!

by SlopNChop December 15, 2017

stubborn shit

A shit that is uncooperative and drags its feet in leaving the rectum.

That stubborn shit won't come out

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017