punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Circle punch

When a group of people form a circle around a person who deserves to be punished and as a team, punch that trapped person repeatedly.

That was a stupid move Emily, don’t make the family circle punch you.

by J Fam July 14, 2023

Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 7, 2017

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit

Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too

by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017