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Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives
by KAWGY June 14, 2018
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Potatoes

A big round smexy vegetable that has a flat bum.
I love me potatoes.
by madienna August 28, 2019
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Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all
It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer
by You but better January 13, 2021
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Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack
Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022
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potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
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baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.
Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.
by a l d u i n October 19, 2018
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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