post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
Get the Post Trans action hookermug. by anthjarx December 14, 2023
Get the post sleepover syndromemug. Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
Get the Post Music Claritymug. Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.
The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?
Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*
Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes
Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls
Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*
Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes
Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls
Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
by Hot 7 January 23, 2024
Get the Schizo-Postingmug. by dezzoo September 5, 2022
Get the national post your dick daymug. When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
by Louavelli April 6, 2022
Get the Post W Syndromemug. On October 31 2019, member Wonho left the South Korean boy group called Monsta X due to false accusation in efforts to protect the group from negative attention. Monbebe (fans of Monsta X) showed up to the Starship Entertainment building singing, crying, and writing messages of love and encouragement to Wonho on Post-it notes and stuck it to the building. This sparked Monbebe to trend hashtags on Twitter for months hoping to show support and get attention from the company to do better. “Post-it note fandom” was used as an insult from other fandoms to tease the efforts of Monbebe trying to get Wonho back... because frankly, a thing like that has never been done before. Once an idol is accused and leaves their company, much is not heard from them after that. Against all odds Wonho made his solo debut on September 4th, 2020 with his EP Love Synonym! Monbebe & Wenee (Wonho fans) couldn’t be happier.
Anti: Stupid Post-it note fandom, writing your notes won’t bring him back.. trending your hashtags won’t bring him back.. give up!!
Monbebe: he’ll come home just wait and see..
Months upon months later...
Wonho: *solo debuts*
Monbebe: Yeah the Post-it note fandom did that...
Monbebe: he’ll come home just wait and see..
Months upon months later...
Wonho: *solo debuts*
Monbebe: Yeah the Post-it note fandom did that...
by xweneebebex April 17, 2021
Get the The Post-it Note Fandommug.