Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021

Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.

Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)

I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.

Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.

by Peebs_ June 12, 2019

post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

by stillinrock March 25, 2020

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016