X-roll vision

1) to have the ability to tell if a girl is fat even if she is wearing baggy clothing.

2) estimating the amount of rolls a girl has even thought she has conservative clothing. (ie. sweatshirt, sweatpants)

Guy 1: Hey check out that chick over there man! She is kinda cute!

Guy 2: No man she's a fatty. I have my X-roll vision active.

by Trent1080 February 11, 2012

rick roll link

me:trying to troll meh friends

me:wassup

friend:hi

me:can i send you a cool video

friend:k bro

me:*sends link*

friend:hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i sa this video kind of sus

me:uh wdym?

friend:*gets rick rolled*

ex friend:we are not friends anymore

rick roll link lol susdfirjtknqwgjtjk5hkoylk6
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by Edgargamerloluwu October 04, 2021

Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 14, 2011

Rolling Web Site

1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.

Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

Dirty roll up

getting little bits of tobacco from the butts on the ground and rolling your own cig with a paper n the tobacco

We were strapped for cash so we pulled out some papers n made some dirty roll ups.

by thegreenmen November 24, 2009

rolling gold mine

A sarcastic description for any older car which is not necessarily a desirable collector's item, whose owner believes it to be worth large amounts of money because of the publicity older cars receive on TV hot rodding shows, and the amount more desirable older cars do sell for at million dollar auctions, and for the outrageous amounts older cars are listed for on the on-line auction sites.

Smitty listed his 6-cylinder, 4-door, 1972 Dodge on the auction site with a reserve of $6,000. He thinks he has a rolling gold mine.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

tootsie roll effect

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.

See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.

by rudog August 21, 2005