No u

the best come back

"Your mum gay"
"No u"

by Dora no U March 1, 2019

no u

when you get called gay, you say no u

"you're gay"
"no u"
"ouch, that's good"

by Grand Daddy February 13, 2018

No U

When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u

Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u

by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019

would-u

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.

Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…

by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

u up for it aye

when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.

hi u up for it aye?

by evapeeve August 18, 2022

U

U mean you make too many tik tok videos!

U make too much tik tok videos!

by Elena_Lindberg May 31, 2020