Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

Bean Man Sam

He sells beans

Bean Man Sam

by WaddlerTheDuck August 17, 2020

baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 02, 2021

One-Bean Taco

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 21, 2019

Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

white bean soup

Coach fuel

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.

by Pp check November 10, 2020

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 24, 2018