Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Pocket Heals

Your lifeline as a Tank or DPS in PvP. Usually performed by a very virtuous individual who understands that they must sacrifice their urge for pwnage to stand in the background and frantically avoid focused DPS.

We wouldn't have survived that tussle if it weren't for those clutch pocket heals!

by Muffytingstud December 14, 2024

pocket pincher

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.

Hey come over here pocket pincher

by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017

minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023