homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

cream π

when a guy or gal creams so hard they say the first 10 digits of pi (π) out loud

sex guy 1: OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM π AHHH
sex gal 1: UGHHHAAAA3.1415926535!!!!!

by random internet stranger no. 6 January 26, 2024

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

cream nutts

When you wip cream your nutts, and have the lady or man( if you're into that thing) come and lick all up.

Hey baby I have some cream nutts for you.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016

Cadbury's Cream Egg

where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.

hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg

by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021

Tummy Cream

To spurt cream from your belly button at a colossal rate of 10-50 mph

Sal: *vigorously rubbing Malachis bosom*

Malachi: “Omg Sal you just made me tummy cream”

Sal: “ahhhh it’s in my eyes”

by Tummy Creamer June 25, 2022

chaice cream

Noun: chai flavored ice cream of either the dairy or vegan variety

alt spelling: chice cream, often referred to chai flavored ice cream when eaten in Chicago. The alt spelling uses a blend of chai and “Chi,” which is a nickname for the city of Chicago.

Johnny visited the Lincoln Park zoo with his family and capped off the visit with a delicious chaice cream from a nearby shop.

My cousin loves chaice cream so much that she ordered a second serving.

by Kitty White May 6, 2025