Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.

"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"

by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

Cocoa cookie

A crazy bitch who's obsessed with cocoa

COCOA COOKIE-alive and obsesive

by anonymous April 10, 2022

cookie money in the bathroom

Doing cocaine in the bathroom

"Hey dude, you wanna go do some cookie money in the bathroom?"

by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022

ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it

Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it

by Ikkaruz April 18, 2016